TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF TELEVISION, WHEN YOU TUNED INTO 'SAVED BY THE BELL' AND WATCHED DUSTIN DIAMOND ACT OUT THE ROLE OF SAMUEL 'SCREECH' POWERS. FAST FORWARD SEVERAL YEARS AND NOW THE 29 YEAR OLD WHO PLAYED THE GEEK PUTZ HAS A NEW GIG, WHICH STARTS IN A BATHTUB AND ENDS WITH AN ACT SO GRAPHIC, GOOD TASTE PREVENTS US FROM MENTIONING IT HERE. THE WORKING TITLE, HOWEVER, IS 'SAVED BY THE SMELL', SO YOU CAN WELL IMAGINE THAT SCREECH ISN'T JUST HAVING 40 MINUTES OF NON STOP SEX, HE'S DOIN' THE DIRTY SANCHEZ! OK. SO WE SPILLED THE BEANS ON THE ENDING AND SO WHAT IF WE CAN'T KEEP A SECRET! Y'ALL KNOW WHAT A DIRTY SANCHEZ IS, RIGHT? IT'S A MUSTACHE MADE OUT OF BROWN SMELLY STUFF AFTER ANAL SEX AND LET'S NOT GET INTO GREAT DETAIL HERE; WE CAN SAY THAT SCREECH IS NOT A GEEK ANYMORE! HE'S GRADUATED INTO THE HOT TUB WITH TWO WOMEN, PERFORMING GRAND SEXUAL ACTS THAT HAPPENED TO BE CAUGHT ON TAPE! WE'RE PRETTY SURE THE DISTRIBUTION OF THIS SEX TAPE WILL HELP RENEW A FLOUNDERING CAREER. CERTAINLY, OLD SCREECH COULD USE A LITTLE NUDGE, EVEN A TARNISHED NUDGE TO GENERATE SOME INTEREST IN HIS NEW COMEDY CAREER, MAYBE GET HIM SOME BOOKINGS. SUCH A BAWDY, ROWDY TAPE WOULD DO THAT!
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Now, Dustin 'Screech' Diamond can join the ranks of Paris Hilton, Colin Farrell and a host of other celebrities whose fame has been helped along by the existence of a 'caught on film' rendezvous. Diamond says he didn't know the tape got out. Do you believe that? We sure don't. The video is unique and, dare we say, forty minutes of pure entertainment, hot tub, dirty sanchez and all. As the film rolls, you can see Diamond in the bathtub, smiling in anticipation, narrating what's about to happen. Diamond has chutzpah. He doesn't waste anyone's time, denying the existence of said tape. He just knows someone is distributing it and hopes to cash in on it. We think that's a great idea, because you deserve to see the down and dirty sex that Screech engages in. Besides, it's so much fun to watch celebrities having sex. If Paris can do it, why not Screech Diamond, practically a nobody compared to some, but the contents of THIS particular tape make watching it very much worth whatever it takes. If you've got the guts to watch a dirty sanchez, we thing you should see all of it. You've got the guts. We know you do. The former teen star has come a long way, baby, from his roots. Hell, he's hoping to earn royalties! Diamond's manager is crossing his fingers, hoping the publicity will raise his client's profile and help resurrect the acting career that collapsed when 'Saved by the Bell' ended in 1997. While Screech claims he's not an adult porn actor, this audacious video says otherwise. Maybe he can revive his career on the adult side of films. He said he had a lot of fun making it. Since he's trying to escape the 'Screech' image, we're thinking this will do it for him. Get rid of that nerdy geeky typecast that's followed him around since his television series crashed.
Dustin 'Screech' Diamond might be a stand up comedian now; but, we know differently and you will too. He's bare ass nekkid in this tape, along with two voluptuous ladies who do more in forty minutes than most porn films do in fifteen. Fornication videos make for great tabloid news and this one is no different. No set of prepubescent blue balls for Screech in this vid! His actions on film make for some titillating entertainment! |
